16. It’s not slave labor. It’s…Tai Chi class!
15.
You
think we’re ripping THEM off? YOU paid $200 for that molded rubber you’re
wearing.
14.
14
cents an hour buys twice as much in Southeast Asia that it does in the U.S.
13.
We’d
pay them more if they had a decent fadeaway jumper.
12.
Relax!
We only require 20 hours a week from the terminally ill or malnourished.
11.
A nation of 5-year-olds who not only can tie a shoe, but MAKE a shoe?
That’s not
exploitation, that’s progress!
10.
If
we paid our workers better wages, Michael couldn’t support his golf gambling
habit.
9.
Hey,
do you know how many bathroom breaks a 9-year-old takes? We’re the ones being
exploited!
8.
We’re
too busy counting our money to notice.
7.
CEO
Phil Knight still owes Bill Gates a few billion from last year’s poker game.
6.
The
interior décor of the company jet was embarrassingly passe.
5.
Hey,
Reebok gets their shoe leather from baby seals!
4.
Complaints
about LOW PAY? We thought it was Lo Pei, the supervisor!
3.
The
average hourly wages for young workers much higher if you include Tiger
Woods.
2.
Our
CEO keeps downsizing his conscience.
And
the Number One Excuse Given by Nike to Justify Third World Exploitation…
1.
Just
Screw ‘Em!